- Play rugby league.
One good tackle and I'd snap in half. - Ski.
I've spent enough time in hospitals for one lifetime. - Have a baby.
I've got a dog. - Watch cricket.
Life's too short. - Meditate.
Same as cricket. - Get fat
I've tried. - Buy a Harry Potter book, film, CD or other merchandise. There are better writers in Edinburgh.
- Stop taking the T4 pills.
I'd go into a coma and be dead in a couple of weeks. - Overthrow capitalism.
Capitalists manufacture the life-giving pills. - Suicide-bomb Osama bin Laden.
It's just another of my heroic fantasies. Like getting a licence to kill drivers who run a red light. Or saving a child from a rabid dog by stabbing it through the heart. The dog, not the kid. - Reclaim my foreskin.
I'm happy as a roundhead. But many people actually do hang weights from their willies for months - photographs (NSFW). - Leave my partner.
One reason is no-one else would have me now. - Stop at 10.
I'm tagging keda and doviko
