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When I rediscovered the joys of home-brewing, I got a bit carried away, and now I've got over 200 bottles of beer. What to do with them? I tried giving some away to the hermit in the cave, and he was very polite but he prefers something with alcohol in it. My beer is tasty but almost alcohol-free.

So then I set myself the target of drinking a bottle every night. At that rate it will take 6 months to drink it all.

Then this week I stumbled on a little-known secret. If you eat salted popcorn with your beer, you can drink twice as much. Don't take my word for it, try it yourself.