As I keep telling my buddhist fundamentalist friends, there's really no need to meditate: the easy path to bliss lies via alternating hot and cold showers.
Okay, you may scream for the first minute or two (quite therapeutic in itself), but then your body loses track of the difference between hot and cold, and the bliss sets in, lasting for hours afterwards. Apparently it works because the extremes of temperature balance each other out, and you achieve equilibrium in the middle.
You should try it. It's so simple! There's no need for all that time-consuming bliss-chasing, sitting still and breathing, or forcing your body into yoga poses.
Now here's a guy who's got the right idea. He was a hard-line buddhist fundamentalist until I suggested weaning himself off bliss-chasing gradually, by combining yoga, meditation and cold showers.
Eventually he's hoping to be able to manage on showers alone, and kick the other stuff. I hope he succeeds.