I had to promise not to manufacture any more plant food in the future. But they didn't say anything about cosmetics. So here's the plan. Keda's recipe for a natural face pack happens to use exactly the same ingredients as the plant food.
So I'll design a new label and glue it over the top of the old labels. Bingo! A product is re-born, with 10% to Keda. I'm taking suggestions for a new brand name.
Meantime, to boost my credentials, I've already written a book to coincide with the launch of the new product range. It's called "Make Your Own Cosmetics For Free, The Natural Way" by Rob MacJay. I'm still looking for a literary agent, maybe I'll use the agency that hotboy uses to market his books worldwide.
This is an excerpt from the book:
Natural Hand Cream. Instead of buying expensive hand creams, here's a healthy tip that will also save you a fortune. Using your fingertips, give yourself a 5-minute scalp massage, then work the grease into your hands. Yes, it's really that simple. This recipe works best if you give up washing your hair, so you'll save on shampoo too.
A lot of Aussies live here on the islands. I'm sure they join me in congratulating Brazil on their skilful acting and balletic dives, and even managing to play some great football in the second half.
