For example, the ultra-condensed version of The Catcher In the Rye:
Angst angst angst swear curse swear crazy crazy angst swear curse, society sucks, and I'm a stupid jerk.
THE END
And Don Quixote is like this:
Don Quixote: Chivalry demands I destroy that evil thing.
Sancho Panza: No, master. It is something ordinary and harmless.
Don Quixote: (falls down)
THE END
They've got the condensed version of Alma Mater, the best known of all the John McKenzie novels:
Jimmy: This universi'y is makin me fuckin' angry, hen! (coughs).
Liz: I know. (falls down) Let's stay together to see who drinks themselves to death first.
Jimmy: Right, ah'll see yiz in the pub the night.
Andrew: I say! Nobody loves me!
Vinnie: 'At's cos yur a Bourgeois basturn and ye dinnae drink enough!
THE END
