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29 July 2006 at 20:20

religious leader returns from exile

Religious leader Madyamika Hotbolla has made a triumphant return to the UnHeard Of Islands from exile in Scotland.

A crowd of fanatical supporters lined the beaches of the main island, to witness the homecoming of the buddhist fundamentalist cleric.


His holiness the Madyamika - a title meaning literally "bliss artist" - emerged from his chartered boat looking tired and emotional.

At a press conference, he rejected allegations that his arrival may trigger a holy war against the legitimate Samsaran government of the islands. But then he made this veiled threat - "people who don't do the bliss will not survive".

Blogger hotboy said...

Adolf! Heil! Long live penguin power! Two flippers good: no flippers, ha, ha, ha! Hotboy  

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Blogger lecram sinun said...

Too funny! LOL!  

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Blogger ray ray winston said...

is this going into a book of yours or hotbolla's?

it should. it sounds like a great start to one anyways  

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Blogger Menzies Milngavie III said...

I say,

I can verify that Hotboy makes an excellent 'bliss artist'.

MM III  

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Blogger robmcj said...

ray ray - but only history will reveal what kind of book. Could turn into a southern hemisphere War and Peace. I don't have the stomach to write the chapters on branding and gnashing of teeth, will you do them?

MM - you certainly get around. Don't you worry about all that jet fuel screwing the environment?  

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Blogger JuTaW said...

interesting blog.... pretty funny stuff!


anyway thanks for visiting my blog...i doubt there will be an impeachment though....  

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Blogger Lee Ann said...

I wish I had those adorable supporters come welcome me home!  

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Blogger robmcj said...

JuTaw - good point, perhaps he'll fall on his sword? ;)

LA - The pec machine is my favourite at the gym. I'm going need a support bra too.  

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