My horoscope said:
Your golden qualities and your darker characteristics are both in evidence now.
That's horoscope-speak for the Taoist motto "everything balances out". It continues:
Your fiery charisma gets some people's blood pumping ...
(for example, the positive commenters on my last artwork, all female as it happens)
... but others find it too intense.
(the religious zealots - male as it happens - who dumped 30 paragraphs of "Good News" on my electronic doorstep, then complained to Blogger about my content).
You are too stimulating, so you might consider editing yourself a little this week.
That's exactly what hotboy said too! And I have indeed been editing myself today, as part of my plan to persuade Blogger to remove the shackles from my photo account. What a wonderfully apt horoscope! Now I can hardly wait till Saturday's paper, when they print the next horoscope. I think I already know what it's going to say:
A famous film star whose surname is Hudson sees your body parts on your blog, and offers you a job running her photo website. Everything balances up in the end.