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27 October 2005 at 13:20

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This tag came from Lee Ann

Seven things I want to do before I die:

1. Tour Japanese bathhouses in a kimono.
2. Become a sumo wrestler.
3. Ecstasy.
4. Become more widely recognised for my flatulence.
5. Have sex with a fit young woman from every country in the world. The country count currently stands at three, and that's going to look even worse after the breakup of Iraq. With my Scots accent, I had the chance to make it 4 when I lived in Australia, but as Cap'n Kev says, "I couldn't crack a fat over an Aussie sheila." And he's an Aussie. Anyway, this plan is indefinitely on hold pending reincarnation.

6. Invent a beer-based avian-flu vaccine
7. Take a congee bath with Miss Malawi. Menzies swears by it.

Seven things I can do (Skills Napoleon):

1. Put my big toe in my mouth.
2. Play the ukulele equally well with or without clothing.
3. Listen calmly to people, even people crying or irate.
4. Train my dog to sit in front of a bowl full of meat, without eating until I say "OK". This is perhaps the height of my lifetime's achievement.


Seven things I cannot do:

1. Stay awake watching cricket.
2. Stay awake watching golf.
3. Stay awake watching Aussie Rules Football.
4. Eat oysters.
5. Hurt somebody intentionally. Accidentally, of course I do it all the time.
6. Listen to stories of humans treating animals cruelly. This includes most industrial methods of rearing and killing food. I don't mind hunters killing wild animals for food for themselves. I could tell you some stories but this is my blog and I don't want to piss myself off. Or you.

7. Enter a certain country again since the counterfeit currency affair.

Seven things I say a lot:

1. and your point is ... ?
2. give us a break
3. effing jesus
4. well there's a surprise
5. good dog
6. happy to help
7. everything balances out in the end

Seven things I find attractive in a female:

1. that yin quality
2. bum
3. bottom
4. arse
5. buttocks
6. ass
7. bad eyesight

Seven celebrity crushes:

1. Juanita Phillips, newsreader on UnHeard TV
2. Barbara Woodhouse
3. Kate Hudson

Seven random people I invite to do this next:

1. Doviko
2. Heather
3. Menzies
4. Wilkie
5. Susie
6. Cabbage c/o Hotboy
7. Steve

Blogger hotboy said...

Adolf! Zeig! You should get some Ecstasy. It's not as good as what you get meditating, but it impressed me. I had five dutch ones once over a weekend in Amsterdam with Brian Wilson, so I must be dead. I'd gotten a couple for him, but he's one of them straights. Remember them? Before a straight was someone who wasn't gay, but a total scaredy cat. Anyway, you might need some viagra and lots of blind people. We should discuss this round the volcano some time. It won't help at all. Hotboy  


Blogger Doviko said...

Muli bwanje Mr Robmcj,

Doviko has made the sevens game.

Yours faithfully



Blogger Menzies Milngavie III said...

I say,

I think my 7s Comment must have disappeared at when Mr RobMcj updated his original list.



Blogger robmcj said...

MM - my apologies to all, I accidentally deleted the old comments attached to this post. That's what happens when you blog at work, and get distracted by someone wanting you to do something else.  


Blogger robmcj said...

doviko - congratulations, you must be blissfully happy. Do you think you could instruct hotboy?  


Blogger Lee Ann said...

Very good additions as well!
I like MMIII new profile picture, don't you?  


Anonymous MM IV said...

I say, old chap. Here they are:

7 things to do before I die.

1. Open the batting for England

2. Teach Doviko to bowl like Warney

3. Teach Cabbage to duck when I hit a sixer towards short leg

4. The Cape to Cairo route, once more. This time from south to north.

5. Solve the food shortage hereabouts by introducing turnips to East and South Central Africa

6. Raise lots of money to improve the health of people hereabouts

7. Stop writing my blog

7 things I can do

1. Pinch my nose and hit my adams apple to the tune of ‘Barmy Army’

2. Erm – that seems to be my only talent

7 things I cannot do.

1. There are too many things I cannot do to list here

7 things I say a lot.

1. I say!

2. A top up, dear?

3. I think I’ve had enough now, and the bottle’s finished anyway

4. Look out, Cabbage!

5. Bwanji bwanji? How much? I’m not a rich American, you know.

6. My Dear – I am aware of that fact.

7. On the khondi?

7 things I find attractive in a woman.

1. Any and all of Mrs Milngavie’s many wonderful traits

2. ditto
3. ditto
4. ditto

7 celebrity crushes

1) Julie Christie (then)

2) Julie Christie (later)

3) Miss Malawi 2004

4) Miss Botswana 2004

5) Miss Botswana 2003

6) Miss Botswana 2002

7) Miss Lesotho 2004



Anonymous Cabbage II said...

Adolf! Zeig! In a previous incarnation you were an early exponent of vegetarianism (and blitzkreig!). Do you think this is why you can put your foot in your mouth? If you can do that, you should be able to sit in a half lotus. Lucky old you. That would definitely help! Hotboy  


Anonymous Lee Ann (reconstituted) said...

What 3 Countries are the count so far? Yes, I bet you can play that ukulele well. I saw a preview of!
Good celebrity crush with Kate Hudson, I would like her if I were a guy as well.  


Blogger Menzies Milngavie III said...

My Dear Old Bean,

Thanks ever so much for finding my sevens list and reposting it.

It must be wonderful to be so au fait with the technology that you can, as it were, reach into the bowels of cyberspace and grasp the virtual flatulence.



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