Here in the Southern Hemisphere, I'm a skinny basturn, so I used the beer diet to try and put on some pounds. Naturally, it didn't work, and I even lost weight - I had forgotten that North is the opposite of South, and everything has to balance up. I may ask hotboy to send me a Beer Monster Reduction Vehicle. On crossing the Equator, it would convert into a Beer Monster Inflation Vehicle. I could use it to pack on some weight Down Under.
This photo was taken recently, after six months on the beer diet.
If you missed previous HNTs, you can access all the old half baked thursday posts here.
