If the islanders were looking for a King Penguin, they'd choose someone with a few molecules of Prussian royalty in the blood. Someone of regal bearing, with experience in world leading.

In Tennessee, Barry Graham has challenged the redneck sheriff to a boxing match. Hasn't Barry heard of running away? It seems he's missing the gene for cowardice.
I normally get my dose of terror in the doctor's surgery, but that may be ruled out next week, if my health continues to improve thanks to these herbal health drinks.