So instead here's a picture of my dog enjoying some bliss on the grass.
Obviously, if this post results in the burning of an UnHeard Island Consulate somewhere in the world, we'll know I've offended some kind of Let Sleeping Dogs Lie sect, and I'll print an apology.
Weather report - everyone knows that Northern mid-winter is officially around the 23rd of December, but the poor long-suffering people in Europe and USA have still been having dreadful cold. At the same time, the oppressive heat here in the UnHeard Of Islands has been dragging on for months.
Well, this morning there was a hopeful sign for all you Northern Hemispheroids - at last the mercury has plunged here, and overnight this household has gone from fully naked to woolly jumpers. If you've been paying attention recently you'll know that everything balances up, so this should mean you'll be getting some warmer weather where you are.
